Damnedness

• boarding your flight from London to Sydney, having to spend more or less 24 hours next to a smelly, snoring guy whose layers of body fat cross your side of the armrest, like a muffin balancing its cake'ish mass over the paper cup

• missing your favourite band's encore because you need to catch the last train back home

• a mosquito bite between two toes

• finding out you are not carrying a plastic bag when walking a dog with diarrhea

• being addressed by two purple-haired, French-speaking ladies who drew their own eyebrows, demanding you to get up and have respect for older people

• realizing you took the wrong keychain while hearing the front door close behind you

• missing the last train back home, despite your early departure from the concert hall

• arriving at the bakery together with a beautiful guy/girl, nodding your head to let him/her enter first, only to see the last 4 croissants disappear into his/her shopping bag

• running out of hot water after you shampooed your head

• seeing dark clouds gather ten minutes after you finished cleaning your car

• buying a new shirt to wear at a party and seeing someone wearing exactly the same clothes.